Jokes about Families

Ugly Gene

Q: What sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes)
Submitted BY: MixedWithFruit

Hamburger

Mommy, Mommy! I don't want hamburgers for supper!
Shut up or I'll grind your other hand.

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Food Jokes
Anonymous

Visiting Grandpa's Farm

A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm when one day he walks out behind the barn and sees his grandfather playing with himself. The boy says, "What are you doing grandpa, jacking off?" Grandpa replies, "No sonny, just jacking!"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Grandfather Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
Anonymous