Jokes about Families

Brother's Help

Q: Why can't a woman ask her brother for help?
A: Because he can't be a brother and assist her too.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Sister Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Brother Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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A Day In The Life of Two Trees

Tree 1: "Hey look, Mother Nature's coming!"
Tree 2: "Look busy."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
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Anonymous

Wit's End

I found my son hanging from a rope in his bedroom.
On the floor was a note saying, "I can't stand the critism anymore."
I quickly cut him down, gave him CPR and he started to breathe.
As he lay in my arms I saw his eyes slowly open and I said, "That's not how you spell criticism."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes)
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