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The best jokes and joke writers!

Yo Mama - Garbage Man

Yo mama is so gross, even the garbage man won't pick her up.

Yo Mama - Hairy

Yo mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.

Yo Mama - Fishery

Yo mama so gross the fishery pays her to leave.

Yo Mama - Dreams

Yo mama so old, she dreams in black and white.

Texan Bar Talk

Two Texans are sitting in a small town bar, where one bragged to the other: "You know, I had me every woman in this town, except my mother and my sister."
"Well," his buddy replied, "between you and me we got 'em all."