Yo Mama - Museum
Yo Mama is so old, she went to a museum and they tried to claim her as an exhibit.
Yo Mama - Xbox
Yo mama so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox LIVE.
Yo Mama - Gross Toilet
Yo mama so gross ...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!
Yo Mama - Noah
Yo mama so old the first cruise line she ever rode on was Noah's Ark!
Yo Mama - Hairy
Yo mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.