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Cops

You're so poor, your version of cable TV is to go outside, watch the police and call it "Cops."

Yo Mama - Cave

Yo mama is so black, that when she was sitting on my couch, I thought a cave had suddenly formed on it.

Yo Mama - Museum

Yo Mama is so old, she went to a museum and they tried to claim her as an exhibit.

Yo Mama - Xbox

Yo mama so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox LIVE.

Yo Mama - Gross Toilet

Yo mama so gross ...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!