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Yo Mama - Garbage Truck

Yo mama so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Yo Mama - Flat

Yo mama so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.

Yo Mama - Hips

Yo mama's hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

Bad Breath

You're breath's so stinky I don't know whether I should give you a breath mint or toilet paper!

Chill Outside

Yo mama so dumb she put the air conditioning in backwards saying she was going to chill outside.