Insult Jokes - Others

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Two chapters short of a novel.

Yo mama so poor, she got married for the rice.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception!

• Operating in stand-by mode.
• Ought to have a warning label on his forehead.
• Out there where the buses don't run.
• Outlet isn't grounded.
• Over the rainbow.
• Overdue for reincarnation.
• Overruns above 110 baud.
• Paged/swapped out.
• Paralyzed from the neck up.
• Parents beat him with an ugly stick.
• Parked his head and forgot where he left it.
• Pedaling real fast, but not getting anywhere.
• People around her are at risk of second hand idiocy.
• Perfect chassis, bad driver.
• Perfect face for Halloween.
• Perfect percussionist for an acapella group (duh, duh, duh...)
• Perfect training subject for apprentice hypnotists.
• Permanently out to lunch.
• Permanently rotated 90 degrees from the rest of us.
• Phototrophic on a better day.
• Pins 2 and 3 (RS-232) permanently connected to ground.
• Playing an endgame with a king and no other pieces.
• Playing baseball with a rubber bat.
• Playing hockey with a warped puck.
• Playing Scrabble, but we can't figure out what words he's building.
• Plays pinochle with a poker deck.
• Plays solitaire... for cash.
• Plays tennis with no net and finds it challenging.
• Plenty of myelin but not enough neurons.
• Plenty of salt in the shaker, but no holes in the cap.