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Yo Mama - Wrinkles

Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

Turn You Off

I wish I had a hearing aid so I could turn you off.

Blowing Bubbles

Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?

Where Else to Play

Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team's woeful record: "We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play."

Hangs With Musicians

Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A: A drummer.