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The First Time We Met

I'll never forget the first time we met... although, I'll keep trying.

Brunette Breast Implants

Q:  Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job ?

A:  Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch.-

Horse Play Insult

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

We Both Are Hear for The Same Reason

While at college, a few friends were discussing how their "passes" had been rejected by the intended female recipient. One of the ladies explained how she handled it once. When the guy, obviously getting irritated, blurted out something like, "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!" She responded, "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!" He immediately blanched, and decided that maybe he would look someplace else.

Still a Virgin?

Peter: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."

John: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."

Peter: "No way, you had sex last night?"

John: "Yeah, just ask your sister."

Peter: "I don't have a sister."

John: "You will in about nine months."