Your Dad's Like Cement
Your dad's like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Yo Mama - Rainbows
Yo mama so old, when she was young, rainbows were black and white.
Yo Mama - Restroom
Yo mama so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent. "And you're a liar!" bellowed the opposition. Banging his gavel loudly, the judge interjected, "Now that both attorneys have been identified for the record, let's get on with the case."
Yo Mama - Doggy Style
Yo mama so skanky, when yo daddy suggested doggy style, she laid down and licked her balls.