Insult Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman

Wife Wanted

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine'

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Anonymous

Sleeping on a Train

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... let's pretend we're married."
"Why not," giggles the woman.
"Good," he replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"

Categories: Travel Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes)
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Anonymous

Alabama Girl

A girl from Alabama asked me if I found her attractive.
I said, "You've got a face only a brother could love."

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Alabama Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
Submitted BY: TommehBoi