Insult Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman

The Government Cut-backs Hit Home

The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They were discussing government cost cuts that they recently heard about in the paper. "Steve," his wife said, while reading the newspaper, "it looks like our government is going to cut overhead and trim down the military forces. They are going to eliminate six over-aged destroyers." To which the husband replies, "Sorry to hear that, dear. I'm sure you'll miss your mother being gone."

Categories: Military Jokes (Navy Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Jokes about Families (Mother-in-Law Jokes)
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Wouldn't Anniversary

We've been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our "Wooden Anniversary." Yeah, I asked my wife to blow me, and she wouldn't.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley

Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his constant drinking. Mrs. Dugan said, "I have an idea about how to stop him from spending so much time at the pub. Every night he comes home through the cemetery. One night you should get disguised and spook him when he comes staggering through." So Mrs. Riley waited in the cemetery one night until she heard her husband coming. She jumped up and a startled Riley said, "Who are you??" Mrs. Riley replied, "I am the devil!" With that, Riley shook her hand and said, "Glad to meet ya, I'm married to your sister."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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