Trip To The Desert

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert. They each brought one item for survival. The red-head brought water. The blonde asked, "Why?" The red-head replied, "To prevent us from dying of thirst." The brunette brought food. The blonde asked, "Why?" The brunette replied, "To prevent us from dying of hunger." The blonde brought a car door. The red-head and brunette asked, "Why?" The blonde replied, "To roll down the window if it gets hot."

Undernourished Flannel

That flannel makes you look particularly undernourished in this garage light.

Animal Kindness Insult

I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.