Even More Bumper Stickers!

• Heart Attacks... God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends
• How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
• I'm an imbecile and I vote
• Money Isn't Everything... But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch
• If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
• 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
• Grow your own dope, plant a man
• All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
• Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
• I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
• BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
• I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
• Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
• All men are idiots...I married their king.
• Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs
• Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill it
• We are born naked, wet, and hungry....Then things get worse.

Conch Shell Insult

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

Yo Mama - Bazooka

Yo mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.