Insult Jokes

Piece of Ass

You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.

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Blonde Socialism

Q: Blonde definition of socialism?
A: Partying!

Anonymous

Chess Playing Cat

Two little ladies were shopping in the mall when Joanne smiled: "My cat can really play chess!" With a shocking expression, Angelina praised Joanne's cat: "Really? It must be very smart!" Just when Angelina finished her sentence, Joanne said: "Well... Actually, I don't know about that. I usually win three out of four times."

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