Holiday Jokes - Valentine's Day Jokes

Valentine's Day

Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day, and couples have Valentine's day what do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday.

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Squirrel Love

Q: What do squirrels give each other for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.

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Gift for Valentine's Day

A couple had been looking at new cars for months. He wanted a simple truck and she wanted a fast little sports car so she could zoom through traffic and look like a princess. He would have settled for almost any old truck, but everything she wanted was way out of price range. "Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 220 in 5 seconds or less. Valentine's Day is coming up and you should surprise me with something really really great this year!" Soon Valentines Day arrived and she un-wrapped her brand new bathroom scale.

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