Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Christmas Countdown

I can't believe Christmas is only 364 days away...
...feels like it was just yesterday.

Anonymous

On Halloween

Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or meatloaf!"

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Anonymous

Mexican Vampire

Q: What did the Mexican vampire say on Halloween?
A: I Juan to suck your blood!

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Anonymous