Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Santa at Walmart

Q: Why did Santa bring 22 reindeer to Walmart?
A: Because what he wanted to buy cost around 20 bucks but just in case it was more he brought some extra doe.

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Mummy Tunes

Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music?
A: Wrap!

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Christmas Countdown

I can't believe Christmas is only 364 days away...
...feels like it was just yesterday.

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