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Santa at Walmart
Q: Why did Santa bring 22 reindeer to Walmart?
A: Because what he wanted to buy cost around 20 bucks but just in case it was more he brought some extra doe.
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Copyright © 2016 - Darlene Matay - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Submitted BY: D Matay
Halloween Cat
Just my luck, every cat I've ever owned has already died 8 times.
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Mummy Tunes
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music?
A: Wrap!
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