Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Knock, Knock, Knock

It's the day after Halloween and these kids are still knocking on my door.
When are they going to learn that they're not getting out of the basement?

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Written By: KielPhillips

Knock Knock - Esther

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther Bunny.

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Witch Hair

Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A: Scare spray.

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