Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Leprechaun Crossing

Q: How did the Leprechaun cross the road
A:  He hopped on the chicken's back.

Submitted BY: Melissa

Santa Hand Wash

Q: How does Santa wash his hands?
A: With Santatizer

Anonymous

No Santa Babies

Q: Why doesn't Santa Claus have any kids?
A: Cause he only comes once a year!

Anonymous