Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

New Year's Warning

Q: What happens if you drink so much that you lose your glasses?
A: The rest of the night will be a blur.

Anonymous

2020 Halloween Plans?

Anyone else feel like Halloween is unnecessary this year? I've been wearing a mask and eating candy for seven months now, I don't think I need a day dedicated to it anymore....

Submitted BY: MEG

Ghost Cross

Q: Why did the ghost cross the road?
A: To come back from the other side.

Submitted BY: Jankyn