Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Old Easter

Q:  What's the best thing about growing old?
A:  You get to hide your own Easter eggs.

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Reindeer Nose

Q: Why did the reindeer take his nose apart?
A: To see what made it run!

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Christmas Wrap

Q: Why does a cat take so long to wrap Christmas presents?
A: She won't stop until they're purr-fect.

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