Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Pumpkin Carving

Getting in the mood for Halloween. I've just carved up a pumpkin.
That kid regretted his costume choice.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Halloween Cat

Just my luck, every cat I've ever owned has already died 8 times.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes , Word Play Jokes
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas

Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas
10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows)
9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season (camping gear, flashlights)
8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores
7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for "specials"
6. Family coming to stay with you
5. Family and friends from out-of-state calling
4. Buying food you don't normally buy ... and in large quantities
3. Days off from work
2. Candles
 
And the number one reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas...
1. At some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house!

Categories: Top 10 Lists , Weather Jokes (Hurricane Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
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