So Fat After Thanksgiving
You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving you'll put mayonnaise on aspirin.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken!
Knock Knock - Donut
Who's there ?
Donut who ?
Donut open till Christmas !
Q: What's the problem with twin witches?
A: You never know which witch is which.
Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A: A dead end.