The Black Baby

Q: What did the black baby say to it's mother when it had diarrhea?
A: "Mommy, I'm melting!"

Blonde Brush

Q: What did the blonde do after she brushed her hair?
A: Pulled up her pants.

Witch to Believe

A guy embezzled money from his company and was about to jump off a bridge, when an old hag appeared and told him she was a witch, and would put the money back if he would sleep with her. He did, and was ready to go back to work, believing his problems were solved, when the old hag who was in bed smoking a cigarette asked him, “Sonny, aren’t you too old to believe in witches?”