Funny Thoughts

Wet Cigarettes

Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water?
A: A soggy butt.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles
Anonymous

Gay Condoms

Q: What do gay guys call condoms?
A: Mud flaps.

Anonymous

Sweet Strategy

I've developed a foolproof way of getting maximum candy this Halloween. Dress as a Jehovah's Witness and say "Do you have a few minutes to talk about God or treat"

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