Funny Thoughts

Green Finger

Q: What's green and smells like pork?
A: Kermit's finger

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Pig Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Frog Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Bunny Hop

Q: Why did the bunny hop around on one leg?
A: Because the other one was on a key chain.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Rabbit Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Job Pain

I've got a job paralysing people.
It's back breaking work.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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