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Ring Me
Went to the jewelry store and asked for an earring.
The assistant slapped me on the side of the head, now I have tinnitus.
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Wake Up Booty Call
It's morning in America, so how about waking up my pants?
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Mail Order Bride
I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund.
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