Funny Thoughts

Evangelists

Q: How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One but the light might go out if you don't mail your donation today!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Religion Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Uptight

Yo mama is so uptight, when she farts, only dogs can hear it.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Yo Momma Jokes , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
Anonymous

Ghost Train Times

Q: Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
A: Because they only run a skeleton service!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous