Funny Thoughts

Four for Dinner

Waiting for my three friends at a Spanish restaurant. The waiter has just asked if I want a drink. "Wine" I told him "Pour for four"

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Conceited Dolls

I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves!

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Okie Jokie

Q: What do they call pall bearers in Oklahoma?
A: Carry-Oakies

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