Funny Thoughts

Pet Advice

Thanks to the people who said it is fine to let your pets sleep in your bed. My goldfish is now dead.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes)
Submitted BY: MEG

Gourmet Booty Call - Sous Chef

Mind if my sous chef watches?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Profession Jokes
Anonymous

Zombie Booty Call - Slab

I've got the biggest, hardest slab in the cemetery!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous