Funny Thoughts

White and Two Feet Long

Q: What's white and 14 inches long?
A: Absolutely nothing.

Anonymous

Listen to the Ocean

Q: Why do the oceans roar?
A: You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

Anonymous

Conundrum

Do gay agoraphobics come out?

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