Funny Thoughts

Cannibal Terror

A cannibal attacked employees at a curry factory. Most escaped injury, but the manager is in a korma.

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The Islands

Bill Clinton once visited The Virgin Islands. They are now known as 'The Islands.'

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Maple Leaf

Q: What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on February 2nd?
A: Six more weeks of bad hockey!

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