Funny Thoughts

Church Whisper

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, It's not appropriate to say the word pee in church. So, from now on whenever you have to pee just tell me that you have to 'whisper." The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have to whisper." The father looked at him and said, "Okay, just whisper in my ear."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Gross Jokes , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Blocking Traffic

Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other, because nothing is blocking traffic.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults)
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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Meat Truck

Yo mama so ugly she could scare a dog off of a meat truck.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Ugly) , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes)
Anonymous