Plant Talk

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?

Blushing Traffic Lights

Q: Why does a traffic light turn red?
A: If you had to change in front of everyone, you'd turn red, too.

Harvard Vs. Virgins

Q: What do a virgin and Harvard University have in common?
A: They're both hard to get into.