Funny Thoughts

Double Jeopardy

Q: How do you define double jeopardy?
A: When a lawyer calls in her partner.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Single Celled Lawyer

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an amoeba?
A: One wears a tie.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Self Esteem

I have a bumper sticker that says, "Honk if you think I'm sexy."
I just sit at green lights until I feel good about myself.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Appearance Jokes
Anonymous