Funny Thoughts

Go Away

I can't stand those interfering people who bang on your door and tell you how you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn"... 
Fucking firemen.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Profession Jokes (Firefighter Jokes)
Anonymous

People

There are two types of people in this world today:
1. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: RichK

Lost Love

I had an imaginary girlfriend for a few years, but she ended up leaving me for my best friend.
He had a bigger imagination than I did.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
Anonymous