Plant Talk

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?

Blushing Traffic Lights

Q: Why does a traffic light turn red?
A: If you had to change in front of everyone, you'd turn red, too.

Eighty Six

A couple was boasting to another couple about their new talent. They'd had to give a great deal of time to it, they said, "But now we've worked up to eighty-five different positions!" "Gee," said the other couple, "we know only one - with the man on top." The other couple shouted, "Eighty-six!"