Funny Thoughts

Hillary F President

Hillary Clinton might become the first F President.
Sorry, I meant Female but the emale got deleted.

Categories: Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

Half Jew Half Italian

Q: Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
A: He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes)
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Anonymous

Hey Hey

My girlfriend was a huge Monkees fan. Unfortunately she died.
Now I'm a bereaver.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Art & Music Jokes (Band Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes
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