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Got HAGS?
The doctor tells his patient that he has “HAGS.”“What on earth is HAGS?” asks the patient. The doctor replies, “It’s a combination of herpes, aids, gonorrhea and syphilis. The only cure is complete isolation and a diet of pancakes and bacon.” “Pancakes and bacon?” asks the patient. “Yes,” says the doctor. “It’s the only food we can slide under the door.”
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Bees Favorite Singer
Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?
A: Sting!
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