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Yo Mama - Pencil
Yo mama so skinny when she wears yellow she looks like a #2 pencil!
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Yo Momma Jokes
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(Skinny Insult Jokes)
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Fine Fishing Line
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
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No Repeat
My last customer wasn't happy with her massage
Think I rubbed her up the wrong way
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