Funny Thoughts

Yellow Teeth Fix

Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?

Dentist: Wear a brown tie...

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Dentist Jokes)
Anonymous

Inventions By Idiots

  1. Inflatable dart board. 
  2. Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses.
  3. A book on how to read.
  4. Solar-powered flashlight. 
  5. Screen door on a submarine.

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

Skunk's Phone

Q: Why couldn't the skunk use her phone?
A: It was out of odor!

Categories: Animal Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous