Funny Thoughts

Attractive Traits

A survey revealed that people who speak more than one language are considered more attractive.
Unless that language is Klingon

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Star Trek Jokes)
Anonymous

Yellow Teeth Fix

Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?

Dentist: Wear a brown tie...

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Dentist Jokes)
Anonymous

Inventions By Idiots

  1. Inflatable dart board. 
  2. Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses.
  3. A book on how to read.
  4. Solar-powered flashlight. 
  5. Screen door on a submarine.

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Anonymous