Funny Thoughts

What A Way To Go

A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Americas. Their guide pointed out where a young couple, petrified by lava, had been discovered. They had died in the act of making love. "How awful !" exclaimed the wife. "Si, but what a great way to spend eternity." added the husband.

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Blonde Synonym

A blonde was being taught what a synonym is. Her teacher said "does anyone know what a synonym is?" The blonde replied "isn't synonym a spice?"

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Republicans In Heaven

Q: Why are there only 12 Republicans in heaven?
A: If there were any more, it'd be hell.

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