Funny Thoughts

Fine Fishing Line

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.

Anonymous

No Repeat

My last customer wasn't happy with her massage
Think I rubbed her up the wrong way

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Written By: KielPhillips

Attractive Traits

A survey revealed that people who speak more than one language are considered more attractive.
Unless that language is Klingon

Anonymous