Funny Thoughts

Confucious' Piss Theory

Confucious say, 'It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on!'

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Kidnapping

I saw a kidnapping today but decided not to wake him.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Heavy Sack

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big?
A: He only comes once a year.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles
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