Confucius Say

• Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
• He who lives in glass house, dress in basement.
• Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
• Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
• He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.
• Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.
• Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.
• Couple on 7 day honeymoon make hole weak.
• Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.
• Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honorable discharge.
• Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.
• Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
• He who run behind bus get exhausted.
• Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
• Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
• He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs.
• Man who puts dick in Peanut Butter jar is Fucking Nuts.

Ocean TV

Q: What is a fish's favorite game show?
A: Name that Tuna.

Clean-Up

The broom I bought is useless. All brooms are useless!
That's a sweeping generalisation