Funny Thoughts

Bird Vs Man

Q: What can a bird do that a man can't?
A: Eat with his pecker!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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Vampire Break

Q: What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?
A: A coffin break!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Not Good for You

Q: What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?
A: You are too little to smoke.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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