Funny Thoughts

Presto

Q: What's the easiest way to end famine?
A: Send every family a magician's hat and they can eat as many rabbits as they like.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Viagra And Mr. Clean

Q: What happens when you mix Viagra with Mr. Clean?
A: Rise and shine.

Anonymous

Robbery

I overheard a midget complaining to a police officer that his pocket had been picked.
The officer said 'I can't believe anyone would stoop that low'

Anonymous