Funny Thoughts

Mirrors

I want to get a job cleaning mirrors...
It's just something I could see myself doing

Submitted BY: Captainfoo

Perspective

The next time you hate your life remember, it's all about perspective. I have a friend who has sex 2-3 times a day, exercises twice a day, reads 2 books a week and yet complains about how much he hates prison. 

Submitted BY: L

Accidents and Children

Children in the backseat can cause accidents... Accidents in the backseat can cause children.

Anonymous