Funny Thoughts

Knock Knock Saul

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Saul!
Saul who?
Saul the King's horses and all the King's men...!

Categories: Knock-Knock Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Funny Nursery Rhymes
Anonymous

Five Year Plan

Q: Where do you see yourself in five years?
A: Tough question, I don't have 2020 vision.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Mime Unrest

My uncle was thrown out of a mime show for having a seizure – they thought he was heckling.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes
Anonymous