Funny Thoughts

Answering Machine - Reach Out

Thank you for reaching out to us. Nobody is home now. However, if you leave a message, we'll reach out and touch you.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
Anonymous

Astronaut Booty Call - Ejection

Can you help me achieve a coronal mass ejection?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Fishtank

If a cow poops in a fishtank with no fish in it, is it still a fishtank? Or is it now an entirely different entity?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes)
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