Funny Thoughts

Wizard Toothpaste

Q: What happened to the wizard who brushed his teeth with gunpowder?
A: He kept shooting his mouth off!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Washing Machine

Q: What do women and washing machines have in common?
A: They both leak when they're fucked!

Categories: Riddles , Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes
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Bowling Disease

Q: Why was the CDC employee quarantined after playing a game of electronic bowling?
A: Because eBola is deadly.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Disease / Afflictions Jokes
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