Funny Thoughts

Blonde's Bridge

Q: Why did the blonde build a bridge across the river?
A: So she could have shade when she swam across!

Anonymous

He's The Boss

If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around the house, you can be sure that he is referring to the lawn mower, the car, the errands, and the baby carriage.

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Spalding

Yo mama got passed around so many times by black guys, that they started calling her Spalding.

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous