Funny Thoughts

Yo Mama - Stamping

Yo mama so stupid, she stamped her foot and missed the ground.

Categories: Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Funny Thoughts , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Stupid)
Anonymous

Patent On Fire

Q: Who invented fire?
A: Some bright spark!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Pet Advice

Thanks to the people who said it is fine to let your pets sleep in your bed. My goldfish is now dead.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes)
Submitted BY: MEG