Funny Thoughts

Arachnophobia

My girlfriend says she has arachnophobia
How does she know, she has never met anyone from Iraq.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Green Drinks

I went to the store to get 6 cans of Sprite.
I ended up picking 7 UP.

Anonymous

Furballs

My cat coughed up furballs this morning
Might seem normal to you but Furballs was my hamster

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Written By: KielPhillips