Funny Thoughts

Fat Joke

Q: Why is it lucky to be seated next to a fat person when a plane starts to crash?
A: Because you can use their underwear as a parachute!

Categories: Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles
Anonymous

Smart Alec

A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home.
One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled. The guy limps up to the stoner and says "Call me an ambulance!" The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says, "You're an ambulance!"

Categories: Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes) , Drug Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Vampire New Year

Q: What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
A: "Auld Fang Syne"!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous