Funny Thoughts

Sunburn

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."

Categories: Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

Test Tube Baby

Q: What did the normal baby say to the test-tube baby?
A: Your dad's a wanker.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Green And Yellow

Q: What's green and yellow and eats nuts?
A: Gonorrhea.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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