Fox Into Pig

Q: How do you turn a fox into a pig?
A: You marry her.

Undercover Doc

My local hospital has a surgeon who is also a spy.
They only use him for special ops.

Less Common Latin Phrases

• Quo signo nata es? - What's your sign?
• Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt. - You know, the Romans invented the art of love.
• O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem! - Oh! More! Go on! Yes! Ooh! Ummm!
• Spero nos familiares mansuros.- I hope we'll still be friends.
• Mellita, domi adsum. - Honey, I'm home.
• Tam exanimis quam tunica nehru fio. - I am as dead as the nehru jacket.
• Ventis secundis, tene cursum. - Go with the flow.
• Totum dependeat. - Let it all hang out.
• Te precor dulcissime supplex! - Pretty please with a cherry on top!
• Magister Mundi sum! - I am the Master of the Universe!
• Fac me cocleario vomere! - Gag me with a spoon!
• Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. - I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.
• Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? - Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
• Prehende uxorem meam, sis! - Take my wife, please!
• Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? - How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• Nihil est-in vita priore ego imperator Romanus fui. - That's nothing-in a previous life I was a Roman Emperor.
• Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est. - Yes, that is a very large amount of corn.
• Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem! - Stand aside plebians! I am on imperial business.
• Oblitus sum perpolire clepsydras! - I forgot to polish the clocks!
• Vescere bracis meis. - Eat my shorts.
• Sic faciunt omnes. - Everyone is doing it.
• Vacca foeda - Stupid cow
• Fac ut vivas. - Get a life.
• Raptus regaliter - Royally screwed
• Anulos qui animum ostendunt omnes gestemus! - Let's all wear mood rings!
• Insula Gilliganis - Gilligan's Island