Funny Thoughts

Reindeer Light

Q: How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!

Anonymous

Disco's Dead -Riddles

Q: How did disco die?
A: In the disco inferno.

Anonymous

The Force

May the force be...
Equal to Mass times Acceleration.

Anonymous