Funny Thoughts

What Key

Q: What key is "Exploring The Cave With No Flashlight" written in?
A: C sharp or B flat.

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Body Parts

Q: Why can’t your hand be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot.

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Musical Chairs

Q: What did one chair say to another chair?
A: Here comes another asshole.

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